FARMVILLE!

Ok so how sad is it when Farmville tells you you cannot request any more neighbors today? I have no life. One afternoon without my child and I get slapped on the hand by the Farmville gods. Who are you to tell me that I cannot Farm!? :( I just want to farm. My crops need to grow faster. One of my neighbors was chatting with me on IM and visited my farm and said "Oh my your farm is so small!" Awesome.

No News Here!

First off I would like to thank Des and Brandi for their shameless advertizing of my blog. I will have to put in a shameless name drop myself:

***CHECK IT OUT*** http://desiloufreebush.blogspot.com/ ***CHECK IT OUT***

Ok now that that is out of the way let’s get to the news.

There is no news. Well there is but not in my life. Like I mentioned yesterday I think Paris Hilton is back in the news, but I don’t care. She has huge paddle feet anyways.

I was sick with tummy cramps all day yesterday so that kinda sucked, but on the bright side my husband made dinner and cleaned up so I didn’t have to do anything. My child was in an excellent mood, he even cuddled with me a bit on the couch.

It struck me yesterday how toddlers are a lot like senile old people. He wanders around the house, diaper sticking out of his pants, hair standing up in the air, muttering to himself in complete gobbledegook. It’s awesome. And he has not a care in the world except giving me kisses and the rash on his butt.

So this morning I had to be to work an hour and half later than usual. Casey said he would take Xavie to Des and Ian’s house so I could sleep in. When he got up this morning I figured that he would be like me, wake me up to take the dogs out and have me make Coffee, but he didn’t. He only woke me up again to give Xavie a kiss good bye. He even put Miri the hyper dog in her kennel and left Elvis the calm dog that can sleep for 24 hour uninterrupted with me to cuddle with. He is a better person than I. I get up, wake him up, have him take the dogs and make coffee, then I turn on the TV and blow dry my hair with the door open. Wow I am kinda mean.

You know what’s annoying? Pretzels in Chex Mix. I if wanted to eat pretzels I would open a bag that says pretzels, not Chex Mix. And even though it LOOKS like there are more Chex in there than anything thing…it’s a farce. Every bite I take has a freakin’ pretzel. Stupid pretzels. I try to pick them out and eat them first so they are gone, but by the time I am done I am full. Maybe I should just buy pretzels because I never get to the Chex Part and Casey always eats it.

So I have not figured out the comment option on this Blog thing yet, so please hold tight. I will figure it out eventually but not today. You will be able to comment sometime though.

**Your daily dose of randomness**

• Do you ever think of what a sucky existence it would be to be a trash can? I mean I guess if you were an office trash can it wouldn’t be so bad, but to be a kitchen trash can….
• My cell phone vibrate option always bothers me. When someone call and it is sitting on my desk in cubical land, I think it is louder to have it on vibrate then it is on ring. I guess I could be the person who prefers the “Beep” ring. Now THAT is annoying. I mean if you get like 1 call or text every 5 hours, no big deal, but when you are having a full blown text convo with your second cousin once removed best friend that just moved here from Delaware (a state that I am CONVINCED doesn’t really exist), that ear piercing BEEEEEEEEEP is aggravating
• I wore a dress to work today and everyone thought I was all dressed up for something special. What this special even was I don’t know but everyone kept asking me where I was going. Well if it is somewhere nice I will not be wearing flip flops let me tell ya
• I made a pet rock a while back that looks like Jay Leno. Think I could sell it on E-Bay?
• Why do people complain about things they cannot control? I would rather complain about things I can control and change then waste my brain cells on things I can’t. I only have so many brain cells left anyways, I better not be frivolously wasting.

Somthing I Just Noticed

My blog looks a lot like Des's does. Whoops. That was unintentional. Who knew we both liked the same color of green to title our posts with? And the same squares. Yours has no rainbow vomit though. Which is either sad thing or a plus depending on who you talk to.

Random thoughts for the day

A blog.

I get so much entertainment from reading my sister-in-laws blog (Desilou Freebush!) that I decided to start my own. Really I just like to type.

Considering I type for a living, that's saying something.

So let me make my apologies now:

• I can't spell worth a darn and might be too lazy to check it before I post it. Deal with it.
• I am using my sister-in-laws name with out asking her. Only because she asked me if she could use mine so I am assuming it goes both ways. Hi Des.
• I like to make fun of people. Sorry if you are one of them. Don't be so stupid next time. No one is exempt from this. I will make fun of my own child (what? He drools!). I am not above it, so if you are an adult family member or friend....look out.
• I really like rainbows, sorry for the color overload.
• I really like Star Trek. I really don't apologize on this one. It's fantastic and you should watch it too.

Since I don't know what my goal is for this blog, let's talk about what it is not.

• IT'S NOT somewhere I want to discuss work, though it might creep in every one in a while.
• IT'S NOT my political stance platform, thought that might creep in from time to time as well.
• IT'S NOT my personal venting board. I don't like airing dirty laundry.

Ok well I think that sums it up. I am a random person. Well maybe not. I am pretty organized (ok ok MOM not with EVERYTHING) but I have really random feelings on things. I have found when I voice these people tend to think them funny. So I thought I could type them out for you. Maybe I will even have a "Pick on a family member/close friend day" and make fun of someone near and dear to me.

So whats random about today?

Randomly the part in my hair has decided it hates me and will not lay right.

randomly my mouse pad has developed a bubble that is ruining my soul.

Randomly Paris Hilton is back in the news and I don't care.

I discovered name brand shades for my windows have randomly doubled in price in the last 6 years, which is a darn shame because now I am discovering I could have afforded shades like 8 months ago elsewhere.

Google is fantastic.

Nuts in brownies are wrong, just WRONG Mom.

My niece is adorable. Especially when she says things like "those money grubbing capitalists."

Wiener dogs are funny looking, but it's part of their charm. If I could have 20 I would. Yes Dad, even when they vomit on my floor.